5 signs he’s making you a friend

Women are known to be terrible, evil creatures, and we are, although not entirely intentionally. Intentionally evil women are known as bitches, fair enough. But the most evil thing that women do without meaning to is to take a man who is falling in love with us and place him in that category of permanent “friend.” Once you become a “friend”, you remain a “friend” forever. Now there are FEW exceptions I’m sure, but for roughly 99% of “male friends”, don’t get your hopes up. That being said, women LOVE male friends. We love you, we need you.

A friend is almost better than any friend and will be used much more in the counseling and relief department. A friend is someone we complain to about the idiots of the world, whom we hope will be honest and flatter us unconditionally, give us advice every time we call them (we call them often), and never try to woo us because they are our friend. and they must continue to be.

From the moment you meet a woman, she will have classified you in her mind as “date” or “future friend.” If she’s interested in you from the beginning and something goes wrong in the process, you can become a friend. The tricky thing about male friends and dating is that a woman shackles a man enough to make him a friend while it seems like she is genuinely into him. All women will deny this “I’m just being nice! He knows we’re just friends”, but the truth is that the only real difference in his actions most of the time is in his mind. And since you’re not his friend yet, you have no idea what he’s thinking.

This is what makes male friends like gold, they understand us, and since we don’t want to lose someone who understands us so well, we really make sure we don’t get romantically involved with them.

Alright, here are some signs that will tell you if she’s just eager to become her friend.

5. She insists on paying her half

You won’t pay the full bill, but you will always pay half. She doesn’t want to owe him anything, and friends don’t pay each other’s share of the bill unless it’s a special occasion. So if he makes sure to cover himself up financially, he’s probably telling you that he wants you to be his friend.

4. She doesn’t flinch if you look at another girl

In fact, it might even compliment your attractive wife. Complimenting you the way your mom might say “Oh, she looks good” or “She looks like your type.” If your wife does not mind you looking at other girls, or is very comfortable with her friends flirting with you, chances are she is not interested. It’s important to note that she may not be interested in you, but she will seem like it. She will be smiling and laughing and * totally * at you, but if you return any of the same displays of affection, she will back off and lead us to. . .

3. She has mini-freaks when you get too close

Sure, she might hug you or touch your hands and arms when you talk and you’re together, but try something like that with her and it cools her down. Seeing a friend is someone we can shamelessly flirt with without having to worry whether he likes us or not, he’s not supposed to. The male friend is supposed to be a good sportsman and he just accepts the flirtation and knows that it will lead nowhere. When women flirt and get cold, they are trying to train their new acquaintance to be a male friend “take all the flirting I do with a grain of salt; if you react, I’ll stop, if not, I can continue.” She will also have some great crazy sessions if you declare some kind of romantic interest in her. First, I might give you the “I like you … as a friend” speech.

2. She tells you how much she appreciates you

Now, when the hell has a woman said that you are very important to her in the initial dates or stages of a relationship? She knows guys tend to freak out over immediate displays of attachment, and she wouldn’t risk driving you away by admitting something like that if she likes you. The Man-Friender, however, will tell you many things like that. If you’ve heard one of these statements before, chances are you’re becoming a friend.

• “I feel so comfortable with you. You are like a brother.”
• “Before you, I had no one to trust”
• “I’m so glad we’re friends” (BIGGEST SIGN OF ALL)
• “You remind me of my old friend Kevin; we used to get along really well.”
• “You are such a good friend to me, what would I do without you?”

Obviously, anything that emphasizes FRIEND or BROTHER indicates MAN FRIEND.

1. She calls you

If she is into you, she will inevitably play all kinds of mind games and other silly dating games (letting the phone ring twice before answering, letting her go to voicemail, not accepting dates unless they are scheduled for three days before, article about their games later). A clear sign that you are becoming a friend is that she starts calling you early in the dating game. Be EXTRA tired if you start calling just to chat and not to schedule any kind of appointment. If she sets up a date night, then maybe you have a very sassy girl. Lunch dates are not “I love you, hot man.” Lunch dates are “I want to complain and have company”, being tired of lunch dates.

So those are some of the easy signs, my male readers. Also keep in mind that some of the most evil women will seduce men to build an army of friends. My suggestion to you guys who are becoming friends and you don’t want that is to stop allowing it. If she’s flirting, you need to get cold and start loving you. If he calls, tell him that you will call him back. Try to regain the date position in the relationship, other than that it could also happen to another girl who doesn’t take her time and play with her emotions for nothing.