The 30 best funny phrases that will make you laugh

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of pickup lines out there. However, if you want to make her laugh, you’ll want to try one of these fun pickup lines.

Is your dad a thief? So who stole the glitter from the stars and put them in your eyes?

Can I borrow your cell phone? I want to call my mother and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams.

Do you mind if I flirt with you?

When I looked up the word beautiful in the thesaurus, her name was there.

Excuse me, which pickup lines work best for you?

Excuse me, it seems I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours please?

Can I give me directions to reach your heart?

Have you always been so cute or should you work on that?

Wait a minute, don’t I know you? Right, you are the girl with the beautiful smile!

I’m not drunk, just intoxicated by you.

Is there an airport near here or is it just my heart taking off?

I thought for a second that I had died and went to heaven, but then I realized that I am alive and that heaven has been brought to me.

You may have to leave soon, because you are making the rest of the women look really bad.

You know girls like you give boys like me a good reason to live.

Your father must be an alien, because there is no one else like you on earth.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I had handcuffs, I would lock you up and me right now!

Hey, what are the odds of a guy like me picking up a beautiful girl like you?

Hello, will you turn me down if I try to pick you up?

Hi, what do you think of guys with cheesy pickup lines?

Good thing I have my gloves because you would be too hot to drive.

Wow that’s amazing. Your eyes exactly match the color of my Porsche!

Yesterday I found this magic lamp and asked the genie to make you fall in love with me. It worked?

Are you exhausted because you’ve been spinning in my head all day?

It’s good that I have a library card, because I’m checking you out.

Do you see these arms? They are just dreaming of wrapping themselves around it.

Would you mind if I look at you closely, instead of from across the room?

Would you like to come in? My mom wants to be the first to meet the girl of my dreams.

Was it love at first sight or should it happen again?

Sorry; I’m an artist, so my job is to look at beautiful women.

There you have it: 30 of the best pickup lines you can use to make her laugh. So, what are you waiting for?